circumcisions:

im gonna make candy and shape them like older middle aged men and sell them labelled “sugar daddies”

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vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

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tyleroakley: A smile that says, “My life is better than yours.”

tyleroakley:

A smile that says, “My life is better than yours.”

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tyleroakley:

And they all lived mediocrely ever after.

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lohicecontumadre: the louvre

lohicecontumadre:

the louvre

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tekena:

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

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laughcentre: domeafavorand-die: awmygosh: Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem omfg tumblr meet ups in 50 years

laughcentre:

domeafavorand-die:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

omfg

tumblr meet ups in 50 years

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iwishihadafather:

if we go out we can

  • hold hands
  • aww yeah
  • cuddle under like 2 blankets wow
  • watch scary movies
  • kiss mouths
  • touch butts
  • ihop
  • ????????
  • yeeeeaaahhhh
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tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell
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